White tote bag with 'We Can't Do This Sober' text and decorative border on a white background
White tote bag with 'We Can't Do This Sober' text and decorative border on a white background Overhead shot of a Christmas table decorated with "Festive as f*ck" white cocktail napkins and a wine bottle and matching wine bag with funny text that reads "We Can't Do This Sober." The canvas wine bag is a perfect way to wrap a bottle of wine for the holidays. Bottle of wine with a humorous label on a light background is shown beside a matching canvas wine tote. Both the wine label and the tote feature a fun Christmas-themed design that says "We Can't Do This Sober" in green and red text within a festive green and red striped border. Bottle of white wine with a humorous label and matching tote bag on a light surface. The design on both the bottle and giftable wine tote reads "We Can't Do This Sober." A perfect funny gag gift, hostess gift, or Secret Santa Gift for the holiday.s Wine bag with text 'WE CAN'T DO THIS SOBER' and measurement details on a white background

"We Can't Do This Sober" Holiday Wine Bag - Funny Christmas Canvas Wine Tote | Perfect Hostess Gift or Party Favor for Wine Lovers

$8.50
$8.50
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Make holiday gifting easy (and hilarious) with our "We Can't Do This Sober" Holiday Wine Bag - a festive, reusable canvas wine tote designed to turn any bottle into the funniest gift under the tree.

Bring instant personality to hostess gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and holiday party favors, this adorable bag gives your gift a polished, thoughtful, and delightfully cheeky touch. Whether you're showing up to a holiday dinner, gifting your bestie, or making the bar cart look extra merry, our fun wine bags guarantee laughs, connection, and a memorable moment.

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Main Features
  • Canvas, polyester bag that measures approx. 5.5 x 11.8 x 2.8 inches, the proper size for standard wine bottles. Please check your bottle size before purchasing.
  • Washable, reusable, lightweight, and customizable 
  • An eco-friendly way to gift a bottle of your favorite wine to your favorite people

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